Recently I have been having some really vivid dreams, that stay with me which is kind of unusual for a dream!
I’ve been having a lot of dreams that, as I interpret them, lean towards megalomania. A good example would be me dreaming that I lived in a high tower and would invite people up to my lair where I would suddenly grow to a giant size and flick them off the building like they were ants. Then there’s my tendency to dream that I am the President of the United States. I’ve had that dream in varying guises now and it almost always ends up with me invading or destroying Holland.
You know what? I should stay off the blue stilton before bedtime.
What the hell've you got against Holland? ;)
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ReplyDeleteFirstly the sneak attack on my hometown of Chatham in 1667.
Secondly, as you may be aware I have German sympathies. Since 1945 the Dutch have been quite mean to the Germans.
I take a vicious pride in giving bad directions to Dutch tourists. I am toying with the idea of going to the European Championships next year to see Deutschland v Holland.